I bloody love Game of Thrones
. It's the best
Every week when the series is running I like nothing more than sitting down in front of the TV to watch these brilliant, well-formed characters played by the best actors working in television absolutely at the top of their game as the deep and engaging story twists and turns, aided by the some of the best production money can buy from their location filming to the CGI special effects.
And the thing is, you don't get that sort of thing anywhere else. I tried watching that Jersey Shore
when it was on MTV and it's just not for me. If you've not seen it, it's a reality show about people getting drunk in nightclubs then going home and having sex and/or a blazing row. Okay, GoT
has more than its fair share of drinking and shagging but it all serves part of a wider narrative in a way that it doesn't in this.
Either way, Jersey Shore
isn't for me. It doesn't offer me what GoT
does. Similarly a lot of what makes Jersey Shore
what it is is absent from Thrones
, and that's what I appreciate about it, and I'm sure the reverse is true.
And you know? That's fine. I don't think they're making Jersey Shore
any more, but I'm sure MTV're making something in a similar vein, and if they want to run nothing but Jersey Shore
alikes, that's equally fine. I don't blame them- it's cheap to make, and MTV get a hell of a return on their investment. MTV are a business, and Shore
is good business.
So they want to fill MTV 2 with it, that's equally OK, and if they want to launch MTV 3, 4, 5, all the way up to MTV 100 and show nothing but wall-to-wall Jersey Shore
on all of it that's absolutely A-OK, so long as I've got my HBO and my Game of Thrones
. You all do you, I'll be over here.
So it turns out that HBO have announced that the next series of Game of Thrones
is taking a bit of a turn. It's not going to be set in the fantasy land of Westeros at some undefined point in what we'd call "The Past" any more, it's going to be set in the modern-day, real world. And instead of being a scripted drama, it's going to be a reality show. About people getting drunk in a nightclub.
And they're also turning Westworld
into a shitty mobile Gacha game
Nintendo's recent announcement that Zelda: Breath of the Wild is going to have a Season Pass
has been met with widespread disappointment, from myself as much as anybody else. The reason it's been met with such, is because they've done exactly the above.
As with most criticism that comes from within gaming, there's been an equally loud- if not louder- attempt at shutting the criticism out, mostly by accusing the people of complaining of all sorts of things simply for the act of criticising, but occasionally by coming out with counterpoints that are not incorrect
, but also not particularly relevant
"But business!" cries the journalist. "All the other games companies have been doing it for ages!" exclaims the random on social media. "It's not even the first Nintendo game with DLC!", follows up the smartarse who thinks they've pre-empted the counterargument. "There is such a thing as good DLC!" says someone who's missed the point spectacularly.
Yes, Nintendo are a business and they've have had a hard time of it in the last few years, and the Season Pass model is proven to work as a moneymaker. Equally, the notion that Season Passes are widespread is unequivocally true- a cursory search of XBox One suggests there's 64 of them already, for games as recent as Sniper Elite 4
and For Honor
, which only came out this week. Nintendo games have had DLC, even Zelda
spinoff Hyrule Warriors
(which itself had a Season Pass) and Mario Kart 8
's DLC is often cited as a good example of DLC being done right.
All of these points are very true, and nobody is saying otherwise.
But we can make similar points of reality TV, it's good business, it's not a new format (Big Brother
started nearly seventeen years ago) HBO- or at least its parent company Warner Brothers- is responsible for The Bachelor
, amongst other shows and the first series of The Genius
is probably one of my favourite shows of the last few years.
What makes HBO great is the quality of its programming. What makes HBO amazing
is that in a sea of trashy reality shows, lazy sitcoms and by-the-numbers police procedurals they stand out for their dedication to not
doing that. For them to throw it away on making yet another show in the style of Jersey Shore
, even if it was the best possible example of such, would be a crushing disappointment.
Likewise, what makes Nintendo great is the quality of its games. What makes Nintendo amazing
is that in a sea of tacked-on multiplayer modes, scummy microtransactions and games being cut into piecemeal DLC chunks so you have to spend £80 to get the same game you used to pay £40 for, they stand out for not doing that, for still making these finely-crafted single-player experiences that the Zelda
series in particular is known for being.
Even if Breath of the Wild
is still incredible (which I think we all know it's probably going to be) and everybody complaining still goes out and buys both game and Pass on day one to throw that away by sticking a Season Pass on what is really the last bastion of AAA headliners without upsells is equally crushing- and everybody who is disappointed about it is absolutely right to be.